What's your favorite joke?

I haven't met anyone that doesn't like to laugh. What joke or jokes is your favorite that makes you laugh every time you hear or or tell it? Reply below!

Did you know that the people in Bahrain don't watch the Flintstones and the people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

A nose walks into a bar and asks for a drink.

The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you. You're already off your face."

That's funny!

I got arrested yesterday for stealing full stops (periods). It could result in a very long sentence.